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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Those annoying kids in my neighborhood do the darndest things/ Night of the incredibly annoying home- walkers

People who walk and drive by and through Steeplechase, Deerhaven, and Meadowbrook Farms, should watch out for strange occurrences during the times of 2:45- 3:30, for this is the time when the terribly annoying walker- homers emerge from their den that is Asa Clark Middle School, and prowl the surrounding neighborhoods looking for dumb and stupid things to do. If caught, tricked or joked around with by these three fiends, I would call their parents, but nobody knows who they are. Some natural behaviors of these strange entities are posing on top of the signs at the entrance to neighborhoods, doing strange walks down the road, annoying dogs, weird jokes, and attempting to stop drivers with an invisible rope, also watch out for rap songs, hey jude singing, the meet the spartans walk, the chakarone dance, and frequent references to a mysterious Mr. M. who happens to teach music. Next it must be told where the natural habitats of these strange beasts are and they would happen to be, basketball courts, soccer fields, football fields and games, varsity soccer, football, and basketball games, Asa Clark Middle School, and rap studios. So when driving around Pewaukee all that can be said is watch out because those kids do the darndest things.

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